August 29, 2016

August 25, 2016

The whole school got a progress report except you?

You mean to tell me that the whole school got a progress report except you?

"You mean to tell me that the whole school got a progress report except you?"
* photo of Kobe Bryant looking like a pissed off mother *

August 23, 2016

"I look ugly here."

I look ugly here

When a girl who knows she's a 9.9/10 uploads a selfie with the caption "I look ugly here."
* photo of guy with the words "shut the fuck up" written on his fingers *

Boys in the club screaming "these hoes ain't loyal."

Boys in the club screaming these hoes ain't loyal

Boys in the club screaming "these hoes ain't loyal" but they're drunk and cheating on their girlfriend with a chick who looks like Rafiki from The Lion King.

August 22, 2016

Bro, do you want to be seen or not?

Bro, do you want to be seen or not?

Bro, do you want to be seen or not?
* photograph of guy wearing camo pants with a Hi Vis Vest *

August 21, 2016

Responsibility has 14 letters...

Responsibility has 14 letters

Responsibility has 14 letters, but then again, so does "fuck ittttttttt"
* photographs of President Obama drinking pints of beer *

Home Depot aisle 15 in the sheets.

Home Depot aisle 15 in the sheets

I need a lady in the streets and a Home Depot aisle 15 in the sheets.